In Which Several Days of Excersize are Wasted July 31, 2007
Posted by adrenjarvi in Friends.Tags: Dave, Doctor who, Friends, Health, Josh, Phantasy star
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1 box of Blast-O-Butter.
1 Bag of Tostito’s.
2 Cans of nacho cheese. Cans.
3 Boxes of Coke Cans.
1 Order of mac-a-roo and cheese.
2 Bloomin Onions.
1 Nintendo Wii.
3 Controllers.
1 Copy of Phantasy Star Online.
2 Seasons of Doctor Who.
2 Great friends to share it all with.
-f9
The Coming Of Many Balls July 26, 2007
Posted by adrenjarvi in Games.Tags: Future, pokemon, sad, stratedgy
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There seems to be an odd resurgence in Pokemania as of late- a sort of nostalgia-fueled second-coming of the Poke’mpire. I have found some reasons to stay away from it as of late, but as the summer continues, the small white rectangle moves me to play. I, like others, have found myself aching when moving through logic; the quintessential possessed man who, for a brief moment, realized what torments have been told through his flesh. For instance, consider these terrible thoughts:
-Gastrodon, being both a Water ( sea) and and Ground ( slug) type pokemon, has a unique advantage, similar to Gabe’s Rotom. It is normally vunerable to electric types, but the grounding allows it to basically not give two shits about it. Combined with the fact that the attack “Muddy Water” has my Giant Pink Slug hurling a wave of brown liquid at the opponent basically solidifies his badass status: “I am going to shit on you.”
-The PokeRus Virus, for which I have just obtained on purpose….. actually, that alone is pretty bad.
-Not having a ghost on my team is nigh- Infuriating, for what shall I use to defeat the elite 4?
I can imagine a dystopian future, where my friends – after not seeing me for months- open my door, the oak creaking slowly. The room is covered in cobwebs, where they spot the dim light in the corner. My fingers are slowly tracing the buttons on the screen, my team of enslaved rodents and dragons at the ready. My friends wish to speak, but their voices are as dry as the room that I once called home.
“All of them.” My worn voice breaks the silence. My neck lifts, creaking, as the door before it.
A single tear escapes my dirty, bearded face.
“I Have to Catch Them All.”
-A F K
Convention-al July 16, 2007
Posted by adrenjarvi in Nerd.Tags: BET, Connecticon, Humor, Nerd, Youtube
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Howdy.
ConnectiCon was last weekend, and I worked all of it.
every day.
the whole thing.
I am incredibly tired, still.
To my Con Homies who are reading this for the first time, Welcome! Soon I shall have various pictures of our conquest.
In the mean time, I leave you with This.
Read a book!
-A F K
No, I said "Tweed". July 8, 2007
Posted by adrenjarvi in silly.Tags: , Coat, Doctor who, Goodwill, Humor, JBJ, Outback
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I have an odd fixation on a particular bit of clothing. It is very odd, and it has only crawled out of my subconscious after seeing it repeatedly in a familiar setting. Namely, it is the tweed jacket. Specifically, it is the leather elbow patches of the tweed jacket.
Why, I found myself asking….myself. Why these? Are they some subconscious power thing? Some sort of standard? Are they slimming? Do I want to look like the Doctor? I know not; but I know some.
Well, it had been completely erased from my mind until this afternoon. The Family had decided to go out to eat – we where all over the place today, so we where meeting there in two separate cars. When I arrived, I saw my mother had a glass of wine and was laughing at various things. I smiled for two reasons; one, she would laugh like a hyena at any mild joke. But two, it means I would get to drive home, a wonderful passtime of mine – just taking the long roads, to hell with the gas prices.
In the course of our meal, my mother mentioned charity work she hoped to accomplish, and mentioned the opening of a new goodwill store in the area. I put down my macaroni and cheese-covered-fork and turned like a man who has heard another confess to murder.
“Goodwill store?”
she nodded.
Within minutes, my plate was empty, and I awaited the check to come- the muted ‘all clear’ telling me I could bolt now.
And bolt I did, to that store, and there on the shelf- the only one- it lay waiting for me. $9.99, and by got it fit me like a [used] glove. I put in on the plastic, and when the woman moved it to the bag, I stopped her.
“No need.” I smirked. ” I am going to wear this puppy out.“
So, in pure adolescent fashion, I present to you an awkward self-pic of me, my new awesome jacket, and the elbow pads to match.
Doc.
Elbow-jacket Cage match for the Title.
Bring it.
-A F K
Scientists make poor party guests- also, Apple. July 2, 2007
Posted by adrenjarvi in Apple.Tags: apocalypse, Apple, black hole, boot camp, Geek Squad, ipod, Science, Zune
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So there I was, on the interwebs, when I come across this article. Apparently, this is some sort of press release telling the world that “This new machine we have will totally not destroy the world, man.” This is equivalent to your buddy, half-drunk, approaching you with the phrase “Hey, you didn’t want your car, did you?”
You, the invested observer, respond; “Well, Did you do something to my car?”
The hopeful liar pauses, before finally saying, “No.” Lets all toast our impending doom.
In other world-might-be-ending-soon news, I am considering obtaining an apple product- a laptop of some sort, to be precise. Many people will be quick to shout hypocrite, because they know my disdain for the company. But my new train of thought was spurred on by a work announcement and some inner meditation.
At work, we were told that we would be starting “hero jobs” on Mac computers – i.e., we would begin fixing them. Now, my first (snarky) remark was “but don’t they ‘just work’?” but I was immediately stymied by the logic behind us fixing it; people who use macs don’t have it break often, so when it does break, they do not know what to do and will, more or less, freak out ( reinforcing my point; It’s a My First Computer). However, this began to make me think, and I really dissected what I do not like about apple into two things;
1. The iPod, and;
2. People who use Macs.
With 1, I simply believe it to be a bland platform that has established a brand and is resting on it’s laurels. It needs some sort of Innovative Competitor to get it off of it’s ass and start getting better, or it will be overtaken.
As for 2, of course I do not mean all Mac users- I mean only “those” mac users. You know…. the ones who use snarkiness to imply that anyone who uses an “inferior” operating system is three hairs away from an ape. I invision them at one giant starbucks inside of a mac store, sitting on oblong chairs and discussing movies that they will never make. These people I hate with a passion; In fact, one could say that I identify them more outwardly then I do by Mac usage.
What really hit me more than anything was the fact that I realized I know very little about the ins and outs of such a machine. There is a world of information that I need to conquer; an entire sphere of thought that lies at my feet, untouched by my hands. I feel the need to conquer a new interface, and so I choose this, my latests rival-come-friend.
But I am going to Boot camp the living hell out of it.
-AFK