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Precursor to a Semester: Oh, It’s a Nerdy one. January 16, 2008

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The CCSU spring semester is almost upon us, and dear lord, I had three days off right before it ( yesterday, today, and tomorrow. I made some sort of unholy pact along the line with a deity I will learn of later, only when I am called upon to complete my dark deed- but I digress) and am very happy because of it. I am essentially rebooting; getting my sleep in order, work schedule ironed out, and as per usual, scrambling to finish off my schedule with a clean 5 classes. This year I actually made out nicely. Dare I say it, this is the nerdiest semester yet.

The semester starts strong with a “Studies of Shakespeare in acting” course, in the morning on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I am a closet fan of the Bard, to the extent that one who quotes him frequently and went to an acting academy for two years can be a ‘closet’ fan. I am hooked by a line that I encountered as a young an impressionable 16 year old in an English class. It is said by The Fool in King Lear, when he is essentially being insulted: “I am a fool, and thou art nothing”. Now if that doesn’t just sum me up all nice and whatnot.

The next class is actually going to ruin my life: Another T-R class, a topics course in math, this one on “Game Theory”. Now, I know that this sounds made up, but no, it’s actually the title of the class. Rather than it being a series of obscure game related questions (If master cheif was driving the warthog at 65 mph, off of a 45 degree ramp, and a brute threw a grenade going 20 mph towards him…), it’s actually about a wonderful little system of probability and calculation- namely, using people to calculate numbers. I already calculate too much- one day I will describe the wonderful pain of talking to the opposite sex while constantly calculating the odds of attraction in the back of your head (this is obviously a recent discovery- perhaps one of the reasons I avoided being single for so long?)- so this class will obviously destroy me (and any chance of me ever relating with the opposite sex, natch).

My TR- Routine is then followed by my only wildcard:Philosophy, Ethical Theory. I like the name and description. *Shrug*.

Then I enter the dreaded MWF territory ( my only MWF class, mind you. Consider this a compliment, Doc.) This class, at the god-forsaken hour of 9, is one worth losing sleep for; examining the 19th century English literature through the Alan Moore Comic “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.” There is a lot to say about this class, about how one could categorize this a nerd wet dream: Again, thank the good doctor for providing things.

My final class, which takes place on Thursday night, is less of a course and more of a gift, again from the aforementioned Doc. It is called digital literary studies, a class which one assignment will include machninima (wiki it.) This is a wonderful wonderful gift, one that I will not squander.

Christ, I am using Halo 3 in school! This is the exact noise that a fevered dream makes as it bursts from imagining to reality.

Petty Morality, or: Why I chose to Harvest Little Girls. August 23, 2007

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Bioshock is really everything I wanted it to be. The creators have crafted a true masterpiece, and my god I give them all the credit in the world.

Expansive, interesting weapon system? Endless (but simple!) customization? A death system that rewards persistence and strategy? Yum. However, the shining jewel is the sense of morality in the game- I will do my best not to spoil it, but what I am going to say is nothing you don’t learn within the first five minutes, or the Demo, so please continue to read.

In the game, they have genetically altered little girls to harvest ADAM ( a sort of stem- cell cocktail) from dead bodies- the little girls can navigate the various tunnels of the city, Rapture. The Little Sisters are guarded by Big Daddies- the quintessential ‘badasses’ of the game- they are basically giant bastards in old-school scuba tanks. Using a combination of firepower, and fire powers (along with Ice, Tornadoes, Anger, Electricity, fucking bee’s…. I mean, seriously) you can take down the giant bastards. What happens next is really the terrible part.

There is a moment in the game where you learn the fate of these little girls. They are just plain ole’ stuffed with ADAM. You can extract the ADAM in one of two ways- you can ‘rescue’ them- it removes the parasite from them, and you recieve a bit of ADAM in the process. Or, you can Harvest them- a painful procedure that forcibly removes the parasite from them, gaining an abundance of ADAM. ADAM allows you to further edit your genetic code, allowing for more powers, tonics, etc. Fun Fun Fun.

So, what do I choose?

I was sitting in my room with a good friend of mine ( some would say my ‘best’) and we where watching the scene in front of us; a little girl, easily no older than 8 or 9, crying, scurrying away from us. A man on the radio was telling us to ignore the physical appearence- “These aren’t little girls anymore!” – while the very creator of these little bastards is telling us to save them. On either side of the Little Sister, there is a button, with a label underneath. X for harvest, Y for Save.

And we waited there.

I discussed it with my friend- the game had drawn us in, and I took a moment to think as my friend spoke.

My plane had crashed in the middle of the ocean.

I descend a random sea-bound lighthouse, looking for a phone.

I end up in a submarine, a Bathysphere, and find a fucking mutant killing someone in front of me.

Some guy tells me it is up to me to save his family, and that I should trust him.

And now, the very thing that will give me the edge in this battle is wriggling around in front of me.

My eyes grew dim, and my brow furrowed profusely.

I held down X very hard, and my friend stopped speaking.

“Whoa, can you go back?”

I could.

“I won’t.”

As the little girl writhed in my arms, the screen went green with a muted scream. As it cleared up, the ADAM meter clicked upwards, and the game continued.*

“You wouldn’t really do that, dude?” My friend asked, not looking at me.

It’s a really good thing, too.

Because he would have seen me nodding.

This game has put me into this state of mind, one where my normally lofty morality is replaced by cold, hard, truth. Besides, my Savior is telling me to kill them, whereas the crazy bitch who spawned the demons is telling me to listen to her? No thank you.

Bioshock is a really good game.

Here’s to hoping you are braver than I am.

-F9

*Some of you might be a little disgusted; well, fuck you. I am playing the game for the first time, all the way through, on hard mode. So there.

Edu-ma-cation: A year in review August 9, 2007

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It has been more than a year since I have begun my college experience. Below are Twenty experiences that have changed me forever.

20. Giving a Lapdance. To a Male. Faculty Member.

19. Revealing my name to a group of people, and then have them burst into outcry; YOU’RE ALEX JARVIS???

18. Discussing Video Games with a man who is very knowledgeable, weeks before school begins.

17. Realizing the single moment that I lost a friend.

16. Showing up for class an hour earlier than everyone else.

15. A lightsaber Battle in the middle of the night, endorsed by the New Britain Police.

14. A single blip, transmitted from Xbox to Screen, that promises the world.

13. Buying Goya beans as ammo.

12. Talking about nothing and everything until it was tommorow.

11. Camping outside of a bathroom door, very close friend inside. In case.

10. Seeing a very close friend in a very bad place; helping him get out.

9. Discussing video games with a man who knows much more than I do, and attributing this discussion to another knowledgeable man.

8. Going to a funeral for a friend I never knew as well as I could have.

7. Standing in the middle of campus, certain, very certain, that I had ended my life.

6. Screaming at the top of my lungs to the man sitting four feet away.

5. Singing in the middle of class and holding the floor for a full five minutes because of it.

4. Being green in philosophy.

3. Hearing a very little man declare affinity for star wars, and shock that I, too, knew what it was.

2. Being alone, in an unfamiliar way.

1. Having your professor, in front of Himself, students, and God, stare at you just as everyone got quiet, and ask you point blank: “What’s this I hear about a Lapdance?”

Year one, ladies and gentlemen.

Year One.

-F9